edward "tiny bara" elric. (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
equivalences) wrote2014-12-03 03:26 pm
equivalences) wrote2014-12-03 03:26 pm
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FROM: moriarty.jamie@cdc.org
I'm not entirely sure I've made a career out of it either, but I manage, if only just.
[ Thankfully, crime pays what art does not. ]
FROM: moriarty.jamie@cdc.org
Regardless, thank you, Edward, for the compliment and help. I'll speak with your recommendations shortly :)
FROM: moriarty.jamie@cdc.org
Though I must ask, if one truly excelled here, would you trust them half as much? David's moral fortitude may prove a strength despite the odds.
[ It's an asset for someone like her, certainly. Who would dare doubt a monster of woman when she has a golden boy at her side? ]
I'm not entirely sure I've made a career out of it either, but I manage, if only just.
[ Thankfully, crime pays what art does not. ]
FROM: moriarty.jamie@cdc.org
Regardless, thank you, Edward, for the compliment and help. I'll speak with your recommendations shortly :)
FROM: moriarty.jamie@cdc.org
Though I must ask, if one truly excelled here, would you trust them half as much? David's moral fortitude may prove a strength despite the odds.
[ It's an asset for someone like her, certainly. Who would dare doubt a monster of woman when she has a golden boy at her side? ]
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Trust them how? As a friend or to do their job?
Trust them how? As a friend or to do their job?
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
hey short stop
what's goin on
hey short stop
what's goin on
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
I AM NOT SHORT, ASSHOLE
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
DO YOU LIVE TO ANNOY EVERYONE AROUND YOU OR SOMETHING
I AM NOT SHORT, ASSHOLE
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
DO YOU LIVE TO ANNOY EVERYONE AROUND YOU OR SOMETHING
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
you're itsy bitsy.
teenie weenie.
yellow polka dot bikini.
you're itsy bitsy.
teenie weenie.
yellow polka dot bikini.
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
SHUT UP, SHUT UP! WHAT DO SWIMSUITS EVEN HAVE TO DO WITH THIS!
[ never heard the song before ... ]
SHUT UP, SHUT UP! WHAT DO SWIMSUITS EVEN HAVE TO DO WITH THIS!
[ never heard the song before ... ]
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
that she wore for the first time todayyyyyyy
an Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
so in the locker she wanted to stayyyyyy
that she wore for the first time todayyyyyyy
an Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
so in the locker she wanted to stayyyyyy
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
A song ...?
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Not a very good one...
A song ...?
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Not a very good one...
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
that's what your mom said when she popped you out.
that's what your mom said when she popped you out.
[ so what does this state-certified alchemist do in the face of mom jokes ...
give the verbal equivalent of 'NO U' ]
Are you sure that's not what your mom said? You probably wear that mask all the time because you're too ugly for the world to see!
give the verbal equivalent of 'NO U' ]
Are you sure that's not what your mom said? You probably wear that mask all the time because you're too ugly for the world to see!
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
nahhhhhhhhh.
my mom just beat me, we both knew she thought I was trash.
nahhhhhhhhh.
my mom just beat me, we both knew she thought I was trash.
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
what's to know? or to even care about, really.
go back to being mad.
what's to know? or to even care about, really.
go back to being mad.
Of course I remember you. You freakin' dropped on me.
What's up?
What's up?
it's fine. I've had people do worse.
Yeah? What do you need me to do?
Yeah? What do you need me to do?
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
What did they ask of you?
What did they ask of you?
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