nomoneystillproblems: (a great white shark versus a guppie)
Peter "Bra Snatcher" Parker ([personal profile] nomoneystillproblems) wrote in [personal profile] equivalences 2015-03-28 01:22 pm (UTC)

there is generic masked webswinging and mary jane with beach ball boobs, nothing else

FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org

Yeah. Apparently there's a lot of them. idk if you've met Tony Stark but the version of him I know was six foot something and had blue eyes, this one's short and brown eyed. He didn't recognize me.


[Caaaaaaaaasually fails to mention his very own doppelganger, don't ask questions Ed.]

FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org

It's in his file. Went to a research program to see if it would help his cancer, and they gave him a healing factor and tortured him to insanity.

FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org

Like by all means, he's dangerous and he is crazy but he wasn't meant to be that way.

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