[So many of these kids have the MO of "outwardly abrasive, but will save your ass (while giving you shit about it the whole time)"...]

I texted you. That's different. Anyone who can't sleep through a text [or a series of them, apparently] deserves to be woken up. Anyway, are you gonna dispense your tent-building secrets to me or not, o wise and mighty virtuoso of wigwams.

[Dave holds out one end of the tarp to him.]