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equivalences) wrote2014-12-03 03:26 pm
equivalences) wrote2014-12-03 03:26 pm
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FROM: suzunomia@cdc.org
I will trade you your discarded undershorts for a comb. If wood is necessary, feel free to take some from the trees I grew.
[Might as well get this ball rolling.]
I will trade you your discarded undershorts for a comb. If wood is necessary, feel free to take some from the trees I grew.
[Might as well get this ball rolling.]
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
why
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT
FROM: suzunomia@cdc.org
I found them on the floor. Discarded.
FROM: suzunomia@cdc.org
Do we have a deal?
I found them on the floor. Discarded.
FROM: suzunomia@cdc.org
Do we have a deal?
[ embarrassed, anguished noises across the rover.
GOD HE MUST HAVE LEFT IT LYING AROUND HUH ]
GOD HE MUST HAVE LEFT IT LYING AROUND HUH ]
FROM:elric.edward@cdc.org
yeah it's a deal
FROM:elric.edward@cdc.org
just ... give them back
[Hope this is a good learning experience!]
FROM: suzunomia@cdc.org
After the drier is done with them. That should give you enough time. Correct?
[Yup, she even washed them too. Be glad she's not have the laundromat perfume them.]
FROM: suzunomia@cdc.org
After the drier is done with them. That should give you enough time. Correct?
[Yup, she even washed them too. Be glad she's not have the laundromat perfume them.]
[ She washed them too ...
Embarrassment intensifies. ]
Embarrassment intensifies. ]
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
more than enough. but you might wanna come check the design
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
you didn't have to wash them ... [ sob. ]
FROM: suzunomia@cdc.org
I will be back soon.
I didn't need to, but know that I went out of my way anyways. [To teach you via embarrassment and because she cares.
Aaaaaaand 10 minutes later, she'll be stepping into the rover, taking a moment to brush the snow off her hair. Too bad she missed the squirming, but Disney princess duties called.]
Ed-? [Sounds like the laundromat isn't running anymore. :B]
I will be back soon.
I didn't need to, but know that I went out of my way anyways. [To teach you via embarrassment and because she cares.
Aaaaaaand 10 minutes later, she'll be stepping into the rover, taking a moment to brush the snow off her hair. Too bad she missed the squirming, but Disney princess duties called.]
Ed-? [Sounds like the laundromat isn't running anymore. :B]
[ YEAH SINCE HE WAS STALKING IT SO HE COULD RETRIEVE HIS UNDERWEAR BEFORE SHE COMES BACK TO DO IT FOR HIM.
Ed was sitting by his bed with his boxers draped over his lap before. The moment he hears her voice, he immediately scrambles to hide the garment under his sheets.
Great, now he can't look at her without thinking about that embarrassing thing. ]
Suzu --! You're back, huh?
Ed was sitting by his bed with his boxers draped over his lap before. The moment he hears her voice, he immediately scrambles to hide the garment under his sheets.
Great, now he can't look at her without thinking about that embarrassing thing. ]
Suzu --! You're back, huh?
Mn, I came to see your handiwork. [Too bad for him because she's moving towards him, and...reaching out to cup his face in her hands and tilt his head up at her. Have a sweet smile, Ed.]
But have we learned a lesson as to what is appropriate behavior around a woman?
[RUBBING IT IN? Yup. Because she's pretty sure this same approach won't work on Trevor.]
But have we learned a lesson as to what is appropriate behavior around a woman?
[RUBBING IT IN? Yup. Because she's pretty sure this same approach won't work on Trevor.]
[ NO. NO. WHAT IS SHE DOING. Ed immediately backs away, hitting the wall. ]
Y-Yeah, I learned my lesson! I'll pick up after myself next time, okay? It won't happen again!
[ Before Suzunomia can do anything else, his pulls out something and shoves it in her direction. ]
HERE YOU GO! [ It's a wooden comb! While well-made, the design is, uh .... something else. Is that an engraved skull on the handle? Ed has macabre tastes. ]
Y-Yeah, I learned my lesson! I'll pick up after myself next time, okay? It won't happen again!
[ Before Suzunomia can do anything else, his pulls out something and shoves it in her direction. ]
HERE YOU GO! [ It's a wooden comb! While well-made, the design is, uh .... something else. Is that an engraved skull on the handle? Ed has macabre tastes. ]
[Taking it, yes good comb-
...
..............
Her face falls so fast once she sees the design.]
Do you really think of me that badly? [YES, SHE IS TAKING PERSONAL OFFENSE AT THE SKULL. She's the goddess of life, for goodness sake, and it looks nothing like the dinosaur skull Aretia wears.
Gawd, Ed, she even washed your boxers. How could you.]
...
..............
Her face falls so fast once she sees the design.]
Do you really think of me that badly? [YES, SHE IS TAKING PERSONAL OFFENSE AT THE SKULL. She's the goddess of life, for goodness sake, and it looks nothing like the dinosaur skull Aretia wears.
Gawd, Ed, she even washed your boxers. How could you.]
Edited 2014-06-27 01:14 (UTC)
[ A blink. ]
Huh? What are you talking about? [ THIS LOOKS AWESOME, IN HIS OPINION. HOW COULD ANYONE NOT LIKE IT?? From the way he seems to look completely bewildered, it's evident that Ed is hopeless when it comes to fashion.
He can be convinced to reshape it though. ]
Huh? What are you talking about? [ THIS LOOKS AWESOME, IN HIS OPINION. HOW COULD ANYONE NOT LIKE IT?? From the way he seems to look completely bewildered, it's evident that Ed is hopeless when it comes to fashion.
He can be convinced to reshape it though. ]
[Suzu taps the design, shaking her head, and returns it back to Ed's hand. Well...maybe his clueless expression makes it hard to take it to heart.]
I was considered the goddess of creation-- not death. A skull is an inappropriate image for me. Can you change it?
[WITH YOUR WEIRD MAGIC.]
I was considered the goddess of creation-- not death. A skull is an inappropriate image for me. Can you change it?
[WITH YOUR WEIRD MAGIC.]
Oh, yeah, there's that. Sorry. [ He starts to get a little sheepish. Ed didn't mean to make any implications, really. This is just his style.
Since she asked nicely, he'll oblige. He places the comb onto the floor and claps his hands, pressing them onto it. There's a blue glow that lights up their rover as he preforms his alchemy.
His second design still fits his gothic tastes, but it isn't so bad, really. There's a rose engraving this time. ]
How about this?
Since she asked nicely, he'll oblige. He places the comb onto the floor and claps his hands, pressing them onto it. There's a blue glow that lights up their rover as he preforms his alchemy.
His second design still fits his gothic tastes, but it isn't so bad, really. There's a rose engraving this time. ]
How about this?
[...Brief silence is her initial reaction to the transformation is actually awe at its finest. Yes, even the Will feels awe. Especially since it's not something that would be possible in her world. At least, not with where the humans are at now with Wave Science.]
It's perfect. [If this was animu, her eyes would be sparkling.]
Can I comb your hair? [Random request time is also go.]
It's perfect. [If this was animu, her eyes would be sparkling.]
Can I comb your hair? [Random request time is also go.]
[ Oh. He's glad she likes it? Awkward...
This other request seems to come out of nowhere. He's positively shocked. ]
Wha --! For real?!
This other request seems to come out of nowhere. He's positively shocked. ]
Wha --! For real?!
[he has to do this you're a toddler]
FROM: kamui@cdc.org
1 - Have you read Trevor's file? This is just to make sure you're not surprised with his behaviour.
2 - I'd inform Suzunomia, too, but I think she'd be more annoyed than anything else.
FROM: kamui@cdc.org
1 - Have you read Trevor's file? This is just to make sure you're not surprised with his behaviour.
2 - I'd inform Suzunomia, too, but I think she'd be more annoyed than anything else.
Edited 2014-06-30 05:19 (UTC)
[ hey he's a year younger than you!! ]
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
i don't make it a habit to poke into other people's business
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
it's only common decency, you know
[ but he's curious now. thanks, kamui. ]
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
i don't make it a habit to poke into other people's business
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
it's only common decency, you know
[ but he's curious now. thanks, kamui. ]
[ IF ANYONE'S SUSPICIOUS HERE
IT'S YOU, KAMUI
WAIT UNTIL HE READS YOUR FILE ONE DAY
But, out of curiosity, Ed opens Trevor's file. ]
IT'S YOU, KAMUI
WAIT UNTIL HE READS YOUR FILE ONE DAY
But, out of curiosity, Ed opens Trevor's file. ]
[ And, uh.
>admittance of alcohol and drug dependency ]
>admittance of alcohol and drug dependency ]
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
THAT GUY'S GONNA BE DRIVING FOR US?????
THAT GUY'S GONNA BE DRIVING FOR US?????
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