edward "tiny bara" elric. (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
equivalences) wrote2014-12-03 03:26 pm
equivalences) wrote2014-12-03 03:26 pm
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FROM: lanfan@cdc.org
Edward, answer this now.
Edward, answer this now.
FROM: lanfan@cdc.org
You are not allowed to die, answer this.
You are not allowed to die, answer this.
FROM: haruno.sakura@cdc.org
TO: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
The fact that he's talking about booty calls shouldn't surprise me, but somehow it does.
TO: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
The fact that he's talking about booty calls shouldn't surprise me, but somehow it does.
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
you're still so short
you're still so short
[ oh god he keeps trying to reply but the messages just keep coming and coming ]
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Could you not bombard a guy while he's using the bathroom??????
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Could you not bombard a guy while he's using the bathroom??????
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
I KNEW THIS WAS COMING
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
SHOULDN'T YOU BE BUSY PUKING YOUR GUTS OUT OR SOMETHING
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
I hope you really puke those guts out.
[ he doesn't mean that, of course. not even if it's deadpool. ]
I KNEW THIS WAS COMING
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
SHOULDN'T YOU BE BUSY PUKING YOUR GUTS OUT OR SOMETHING
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
I hope you really puke those guts out.
[ he doesn't mean that, of course. not even if it's deadpool. ]
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
what
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
that implies i'm sick!
what
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
that implies i'm sick!
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Aren't ... you ...?
Aren't ... you ...?
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
no, you small dimwit. red team, remember. GOT US SOME MASKS.
no, you small dimwit. red team, remember. GOT US SOME MASKS.
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
I AM NOT SMALL, YOU SHITTY ASSHOLE
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
AND WHAT THE HELL?! This is so unfair! If anyone deserves to be puking like this, it's you!
I AM NOT SMALL, YOU SHITTY ASSHOLE
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
AND WHAT THE HELL?! This is so unfair! If anyone deserves to be puking like this, it's you!
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
omg are you sick????
hahahahahah!
omg are you sick????
hahahahahah!
[you will feel the full brunt of her worry, goddamnit]
FROM: lanfan@cdc.org
I did not know where you were!
FROM: lanfan@cdc.org
I did not know where you were!
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
If someone's giving unwanted attention you need to report them. Or beat them up.
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Is it Jean?
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Anyway I don't know who you are, but you can't let that kinda thing slide.
If someone's giving unwanted attention you need to report them. Or beat them up.
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Is it Jean?
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Anyway I don't know who you are, but you can't let that kinda thing slide.
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
talk to me about WHAT
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
why wouldn't he feel safe around me ??? i mean i could probably kick his ass but this sounds like it's about something else.
talk to me about WHAT
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
why wouldn't he feel safe around me ??? i mean i could probably kick his ass but this sounds like it's about something else.
[ oh. does this mean jean doesn't know what a booty call is
-- that's so ... innocent. ]
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Oh, okay. It does make sense that Zelos would be talking about booty calls.
-- that's so ... innocent. ]
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Oh, okay. It does make sense that Zelos would be talking about booty calls.
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT
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