edward "tiny bara" elric. (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
equivalences) wrote2014-12-03 03:26 pm
equivalences) wrote2014-12-03 03:26 pm
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day 79. ah....
TO: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
u know jokes aside elric's been blowing up my inbox.
maybe u could just talk to each other face 2 face?? do u feel safe?
god he hates you all
talk to me about WHAT
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
why wouldn't he feel safe around me ??? i mean i could probably kick his ass but this sounds like it's about something else.
.. AH.....
oh hi
cries
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT
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just b gentle ok
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GENTLE ABOUT WHAT
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
HINATA IF YOU DON'T BE STRAIGHT WITH ME I'M GOING TO HIT YOU
[ after he stops feeling like his head is made of rocks ]
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DONT DO IT ILL PUKE ON U
AND THEN RUN BC EVEN NOW IM FASTER
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Can you even run ?? We're all sick!
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
And I'm pretty sure I'm faster than you ... [ but now isnt the time to plan a race ]
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[soon.]
[anyway, to stay on topic:]
FROM: hinata.shouyou@cdc.org
in winning kirstein's heart, maybe
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Hold on
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
WHAT THE HELL??
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
WHAT DID HE TELL YOU
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WAIT REALLY
ur so obvious oh mygod i guessed it!!!!
hes not into guys but with ur hair u might be an xception
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but his brain still can't process it ]
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
are you calling me girly
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FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
MORE IMPORTANTLY -- WHAT??/ WHAT THE FUCK????
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Hinata ...
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
DO YOU THINK WE'RE TOGETHER?!?!
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FROM: hinata.shouyou@cdc.org
no
FROM: hinata.shouyou@cdc.org
not YET
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NOT EVER!!!! Throw the whole notion out! Banish it!
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
He's such a pain in the ass that just talking to him gives me an aneurysm!! He's the last person I would consider -- even if I liked guys!!!
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[likewise, that not ever? too extreme to be real, for sure.]
FROM: hinata.shouyou@cdc.org
???? who would be the first?
thats rude though dont tell me, ive got u and kirstein in mind
FROM: hinata.shouyou@cdc.org
well u dont have to tell me
FROM: hinata.shouyou@cdc.org
but u could if u wanted to
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The day Jean and I get together is the day you can be certain some alien has turned my brain into mush
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Because there's no feasible way I would ever have a thing for him!!!!
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
wh
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Are we really having this conversation
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
NO ONE WOULD BE THE FIRST
[ this is so awkward ... ed will only answer if hinata also gives an answer. ]
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sure sure, as if it isnt already mush
thats ok people say that happens when u find ur one and only
[..... jokes aside.........]
FROM: hinata.shouyou@cdc.org
you brought it up!!!
if kirsteins the last there has to be a first elric, arent you supposed to be the smart one???
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I am going to kill you after we get better
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
That was just a saying!!!!!
[ he didn't actually have an answer before because ed is honestly not interested in men. or intimacy as a whole (at the moment), for that matter. but now that the question is raised, a few candidates can't help but pop up in his mind. it's only natural. it's a curse.
but no, he is not telling. ]
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Anyway if you're gonna ask me weird questions it's only fair that you answer them firs t
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[here he is. asking a friend about his mancrushes while barely being able to see straight.]
[...]
[in hindsight, it kind of was a weird question, wasn't it...]
FROM: hinata.shouyou@cdc.org
first off i asked you so that doesnt count! second off i dont even have a last so i cant have a first or anything in between
third off even if i did u definitly have to answer first
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In that case, FORGET IT
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
I'M NOT ANSWERING [ he's a wuss ]
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!!!! WHAT
DONT BE A BABY
wait whats even my question like, if you had to date a guy???? is that it? im pretty sure thats it!!!
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You're always so incoherent
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
I'M NOT BEING A BABY!!! [ but hinata's rephrase of the question makes it easier to stomach. there's a long, long pause ... ]
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FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
I don't know, okay?? Shinji, maybe? Or Eren.
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Most of the guys I've met are assholes and they're alright.
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
I can't believe I'm actually indulging you.
3/3 wait one more
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
LOOK, I'M JUST GOING WITH WHOEVER'S LESS OF AN ASSHOLE TO ME, ALRIGHT?!
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awww hinata
aaAAW ED AGH SAD BACKSTORY TIME.
how did we end up here
[1/2] this thread has been a roller coaster of emotion
Re: how did we end up here
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