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equivalences) wrote2014-12-03 03:26 pm
equivalences) wrote2014-12-03 03:26 pm
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d79; misfire chain!!
TO: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
The fact that he's talking about booty calls shouldn't surprise me, but somehow it does.
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after a few tries he finally sends it
If someone's giving unwanted attention you need to report them. Or beat them up.
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Is it Jean?
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Anyway I don't know who you are, but you can't let that kinda thing slide.
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Believe me, if anyone gave me unwanted attention, they'd get a fist to the face. I accidentally got a message that was supposed to go to Zelos asking what a booty call is.
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-- that's so ... innocent. ]
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Oh, okay. It does make sense that Zelos would be talking about booty calls.
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Which is where my missent message comes in.
Sorry about that, by the way.
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It's fine. Though I'm kinda surprised Jean still doesn't know what one is at his age.
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
I'm Ed. Nice to meet you?
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How old is he?
FROM: haruno.sakura@cdc.org
And it's nice to meet you too. I'm Sakura.
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Don't know. Maybe 18? But he looks 30.
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Do you know the guy?
[ ed he is actually 15 ... ]
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
I kind of remember seeing a Sakura at medical...
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Nope. Never met him.
FROM: haruno.sakura@cdc.org
That was probably me. Pink hair, purple diamond on my forehead?
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Oh yeah, I remember you at the autopsy. You're kinda hard to miss.
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
If you've seen a guy with blond hair in a braid, that's probably me.
[ omitting the fact that he's short ... ]
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Jean helps out at medical too.
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I think I remember you too. And if Jean's been around medical, I've probably seen him but just can't put a face to a name yet.
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-- If you see a guy that looks like a horse, that's him.
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Anyway, you looked like you knew what you were doing. Did you have training back home?
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Yeah, I'm a medic-nin. I usually do field medicine, but autopsies aren't unfamiliar to me.
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A medic-nin?
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
So you're a ninja like Ino and Sasuke? I didn't know there were medic-types.
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Exactly like that. We're all from the same place.
FROM: haruno.sakura@cdc.org
There aren't many medic-nin out there. Beyond the basics, it takes a level of chakra control that most people struggle with.
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What is chakra? Is it a healing property?
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It's the blending and moulding of physical and spiritual energy, and the basis for all ninja techniques.
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So this energy -- would be a part of you? And you control it?
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Yep! We've got a secondary circulatory system for it and everything.
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That's amazing.
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Kinda reminds me a bit about medical alchemy.
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Medical alchemy?