edward "tiny bara" elric. (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
equivalences) wrote2014-12-03 03:26 pm
equivalences) wrote2014-12-03 03:26 pm
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FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Wait. You're talking about the tree fort?
Wait. You're talking about the tree fort?
[ wait when did winnie the pooh start being a thing
well whatever ]
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Treehouses are the things kids make in their backyards. 'Tree fort' sounds more badass.
[ he means business here!!!!! ]
well whatever ]
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Treehouses are the things kids make in their backyards. 'Tree fort' sounds more badass.
[ he means business here!!!!! ]
[ there is ... no difference. ]
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
A name just goes a long way! No one's gonna take us seriously if we told them we lived in a big, happy treehouse.
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
A name just goes a long way! No one's gonna take us seriously if we told them we lived in a big, happy treehouse.
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
What?? What do mean 'nevermind'?
[ are his mad cribs suddenly not cool enough for you, amber???????? ]
What?? What do mean 'nevermind'?
[ are his mad cribs suddenly not cool enough for you, amber???????? ]
there is generic masked webswinging and mary jane with beach ball boobs, nothing else
nomoneystillproblems
2015-03-28 01:22 pm (UTC)(link)
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Yeah. Apparently there's a lot of them. idk if you've met Tony Stark but the version of him I know was six foot something and had blue eyes, this one's short and brown eyed. He didn't recognize me.
[Caaaaaaaaasually fails to mention his very own doppelganger, don't ask questions Ed.]
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
It's in his file. Went to a research program to see if it would help his cancer, and they gave him a healing factor and tortured him to insanity.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Like by all means, he's dangerous and he is crazy but he wasn't meant to be that way.
Yeah. Apparently there's a lot of them. idk if you've met Tony Stark but the version of him I know was six foot something and had blue eyes, this one's short and brown eyed. He didn't recognize me.
[Caaaaaaaaasually fails to mention his very own doppelganger, don't ask questions Ed.]
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
It's in his file. Went to a research program to see if it would help his cancer, and they gave him a healing factor and tortured him to insanity.
FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org
Like by all means, he's dangerous and he is crazy but he wasn't meant to be that way.
[ he won't fall for it!!!!!!!!!!!! ]
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
That's not going to work on me! How old do you think I am? [ don't answer. ]
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Fine already. If you really want to come up here, I'll let you in.
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
That's not going to work on me! How old do you think I am? [ don't answer. ]
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Fine already. If you really want to come up here, I'll let you in.
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Sixteen.
[ but what's this about his intentions ...... ]
Sixteen.
[ but what's this about his intentions ...... ]
[ Ah, wait. He's catching on.
-- She couldn't mean!!!! ]
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
I DON'T -- I DON'T HAVE THOSE KINDS OF INTENTIONS!!!!!
-- She couldn't mean!!!! ]
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
I DON'T -- I DON'T HAVE THOSE KINDS OF INTENTIONS!!!!!
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WANTS TO COME UP HERE!!!!!!
[ so don't make him out to be some perverted kid!!! ]
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WANTS TO COME UP HERE!!!!!!
[ so don't make him out to be some perverted kid!!! ]
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
why are there so many people here with missing limbs
youre missing limbs maybe you could enlighten me
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
hands and arms are especially popular like off the top of my head i can think of four other people going for the terminator look
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
or they used to go for the terminator look before reacquiring the limb in question since of course thats a thing that can happen
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
like
not that id complain since being able to regrow an arm post amputation has to be useful
id just feel like a starfish
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
who knows what else youre gonna sprout
a bunch of little white hairs with fungus buds on the end?
sounds contagious as hell to me
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
though i guess growth of a third functional arm would be useful
you practically fucking need one to manage the tents they divvy out to all us hapless decolored recruits
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
not even instructions can salvage this disaster of mismatched fabric and pole parts
why are there so many people here with missing limbs
youre missing limbs maybe you could enlighten me
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
hands and arms are especially popular like off the top of my head i can think of four other people going for the terminator look
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
or they used to go for the terminator look before reacquiring the limb in question since of course thats a thing that can happen
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
like
not that id complain since being able to regrow an arm post amputation has to be useful
id just feel like a starfish
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
who knows what else youre gonna sprout
a bunch of little white hairs with fungus buds on the end?
sounds contagious as hell to me
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
though i guess growth of a third functional arm would be useful
you practically fucking need one to manage the tents they divvy out to all us hapless decolored recruits
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
not even instructions can salvage this disaster of mismatched fabric and pole parts
[ Oh god, he keeps trying to sleep and it keeps dinging!!! ]
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
STOP IT
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
STOP! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT TIME IT IS??
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
AND PEOPEL DON'T LOSE ARMS BECAUSE IT'S FASHIONABLE
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
STOP IT
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
STOP! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT TIME IT IS??
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
AND PEOPEL DON'T LOSE ARMS BECAUSE IT'S FASHIONABLE
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
were you actually sleeping
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
i thought about coming over to knock but this is faster
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
and yeah obviously you didnt lose arms because its fashionable i seen other metal arms way cooler
were you actually sleeping
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
i thought about coming over to knock but this is faster
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
and yeah obviously you didnt lose arms because its fashionable i seen other metal arms way cooler
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
SHUT UP!!!!
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
I was sleeping, until you starting bombarding me with emails! Why aren't you asleep?
SHUT UP!!!!
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
I was sleeping, until you starting bombarding me with emails! Why aren't you asleep?
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
emails
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
do you really call these emails
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
so uncool
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
and who said i have to be asleep when everyone else is asleep
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
dont these 72 hour days fuck up anyone elses internal clocks mine is about to fly off the handle and get caught on a distant tree branch
you wont be able to retrieve that shit without a ladder
emails
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
do you really call these emails
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
so uncool
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
and who said i have to be asleep when everyone else is asleep
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
dont these 72 hour days fuck up anyone elses internal clocks mine is about to fly off the handle and get caught on a distant tree branch
you wont be able to retrieve that shit without a ladder
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Isn't that what they are?? [ he has no idea. he's from before computers were even a thing. ]
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
You stop whining and get used to them. And then you suck it up and go to sleep at a decent time so you don't end up bothering people who want to sleep!
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Go to bed, Dave.
Isn't that what they are?? [ he has no idea. he's from before computers were even a thing. ]
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
You stop whining and get used to them. And then you suck it up and go to sleep at a decent time so you don't end up bothering people who want to sleep!
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Go to bed, Dave.
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
has no one introduced you to the idea of texting
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
or cell phones
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
get with the times man
you spend too much time sleeping and this is what you miss
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
anyway its easy for you to get in the dad zone and tell people to go to bed when youve got like
weird alchemy shit powers to make a bed whenever you want
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
some of us got to fight hulking tent beasts to get anywhere meaningful
has no one introduced you to the idea of texting
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
or cell phones
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
get with the times man
you spend too much time sleeping and this is what you miss
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
anyway its easy for you to get in the dad zone and tell people to go to bed when youve got like
weird alchemy shit powers to make a bed whenever you want
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
some of us got to fight hulking tent beasts to get anywhere meaningful
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Aren't texting and emails the same thing? [ what is a cell phone?? and he can't make a bed if he doesn't have the material for it!!! ]
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
What? You're having trouble with you tent?
Aren't texting and emails the same thing? [ what is a cell phone?? and he can't make a bed if he doesn't have the material for it!!! ]
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
What? You're having trouble with you tent?
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
emails dont have a character limit
[Or at least not such a short one.]
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
maybe
[...]
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
yes
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
whoever designed this pos deserves to get splashed in the face with a cold pitcher of piss and kneed in the balls
emails dont have a character limit
[Or at least not such a short one.]
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
maybe
[...]
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
yes
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
whoever designed this pos deserves to get splashed in the face with a cold pitcher of piss and kneed in the balls
[ ????
Turns out he has no idea what an email is after all. ]
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
No need to go that far....
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
But you seriously can't do it? Just how useless are you?
Turns out he has no idea what an email is after all. ]
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
No need to go that far....
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
But you seriously can't do it? Just how useless are you?
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