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ELRIC.EDWARD@cdc.org
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day 71 are you sick of me yet

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[ Of all the reassigned folk, Ed's probably one of the ones he's least worried about over this. But it warrants asking— ]

FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
Hey, you alive?

what a cute loser

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[ what is this concern it's weird and you should stop. ]

FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org

Nah, I'm sending emails from beyond the grave.

FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org

Hey.

not cute just a loser

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[ it's like the opposite of concern shut up, everyone else got paragraphs of this shit ]

FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
Don't be an asshole

FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
Have you heard about the murders?

he's just a big tsun

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[ wow fine!!!! sorry he's not good enough for your Deep and Homo paragraphs ]

FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org

Yeah. I saw the bodies.

FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org

One of them is a guy I've seen in Orange Team.

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[ woah uh at least he didn't hear him during his weird forest assessment thing? creep. ]

FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
I didn't recognize either of them.

FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
Who was it?

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[ we don't talk about that ... ]

FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org

I don't know him well. I think his name was Isaac.

FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org

If we don't find this thing soon, I don't think they'll be the only casualties.

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[ the no homo buttmonkey pact.

though on a more serious note, the name's alarming. because the crew's small enough that there's not many double-ups— ]

FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
Isaac Clarke?

FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
Yeah. So don't go wandering around by yourself.

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[ they have a secret handshake that's actually a punch to the face ]

FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org

You don't have to worry about me.

FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org

You ... know him?

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[ that's not very secret at all ]

FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
I'm not worried about your skill. I'm worried that you're an idiot.

FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
And no, I don't. But he's on the list of names I got from Gale. He's with us.

FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
Or he was.

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FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org

A grey, huh? To think, we could be working with the guy.

FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org

After Instructor Mothership is finished with the autopsy, I'm going to ask if we can give him a proper cremation.

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FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
Could've been, yeah.

FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
Awfully sentimental of you.

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FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org

Everyone deserves to go in a dignified manner. It's a basic human right.

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[ well. that makes him laugh, and not in a good way. ]

FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
What's dignified about burning a body?

FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
Nothing honorable left to corpses.