edward "tiny bara" elric. (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
equivalences) wrote2014-12-03 03:26 pm
equivalences) wrote2014-12-03 03:26 pm
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I said it's none of your business!!!!!
[ After a pause. ]
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Winry. We were kids. [ He totally doesn't still like her, nope. ]
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I'm just trying to help you!!!
FROM: zuko@cdc.org
Do you still know her?
[ for someone as dense as this guy is, he's actually reading between the lines pretty well right now.. ]
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Yeah. We're still friends.
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
She was my automail mechanic back home.
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FROM: zuko@cdc.org
I think I can help you.
FROM: zuko@cdc.org
With how to talk to girls, I mean.
[ Hoe don't do it
HE DONT KNOW SHIT............................................................... WHY WOULD YOU EVER ]
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Ed regards this offer with some mild interest, but he makes a point not to sound too eager. He doesn't want to look like a pathetic loser. ]
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Yeah? How do you plan to do that?
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How else? By teaching you, stupid.
FROM: zuko@cdc.org
It'd be a lot easier since you're just talking to another guy.
[ nothing about this is homo. nothing at all ]
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You're gonna --
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
be the girl?
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DOnT
FROM: zuko@cdc.org
SAY IT LIKE THAT WHATS WRONG WITH YUO
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THAT'S JUST WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE!!!
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THATS BECAUSE YOUR BRAIN IS MESSED UP
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WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING ]
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Nevermind, forget what I said!!
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Okay. How do you talk to girls, then?
idek
First I have to see how YOU talk to girls so I know where you need improvement.
FROM: zuko@cdc.org
I hope you'll take this training seriously... it's not easy.
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FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Did you really just call it 'training'?
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
I talk to them the same way I talk to everyone else. [ rudely. ]
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Well, what else is it? Calling it "practice" makes it even worse.
FROM: zuko@cdc.org
Seriously? No wonder you have so much trouble.
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FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
What?! What's wrong with the way I talk to people?!
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Where do I even begin?
FROM: zuko@cdc.org
Anyway, to talk to girls you have to be really polite and stuff. More gentlemanly.
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You mean I can't just say what I think?
wtf...
Girls are different!
FROM: zuko@cdc.org
Say the wrong thing, and it's all over. Sometimes forever.
WTF
... A little dramatic there, don't you think?
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It's happened before.
FROM: zuko@cdc.org
You're in worse shape than I thought.
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Hold on, I'm not sure I have so much confidence in you now.
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
How the hell did you ruin your relationship with a girl forever?!?