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FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org

Please stop 88ing the instructors. I mean, you can die if you really want, 8ut it's a huge pain for the rest of us to clean up after you!

[ That was "baiting," for the record. ]

FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org

You know, the funny thing is I'm pretty sure you're like a liiiiiiiittle 8it taller than me? You're just so sensitive a8out it, it's hilarious. And a convenient cheap shot whenever I want it! <3

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[ HUFFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But he knows they are reading, so he doesn't say more.

Ed is also aware of how sensitive he is. ]

FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org

If you're shorter than me, what right do you have to call me short??!?

FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org

And I'm not gonna die, so you don't have to worry about that. I have things to take care of before I ever let myself die.

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[ That's a good soldier. ]

FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org

I have every right! 8ecause I don't care, so it doesn't 8other me, and also, you literally never fail to rise to the 88. Have you ever actually considered the fact that maaaaaaaay8e

FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org

if you stopped presenting such an easy target, we'd all stop giving you such a hard time?

FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org

8ut all 8ullshitting aside, I'm glad to hear that, Ed.

FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org

8ut keep in mind that whenever it does happen, dying pro8a8ly won't 8e your choice. No matter how stu88orn or gr8 or awesome you think you are.