edward "tiny bara" elric. (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
equivalences) wrote2014-12-03 03:26 pm
equivalences) wrote2014-12-03 03:26 pm
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[here he is. asking a friend about his mancrushes while barely being able to see straight.]
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[in hindsight, it kind of was a weird question, wasn't it...]
FROM: hinata.shouyou@cdc.org
first off i asked you so that doesnt count! second off i dont even have a last so i cant have a first or anything in between
third off even if i did u definitly have to answer first
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In that case, FORGET IT
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
I'M NOT ANSWERING [ he's a wuss ]
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!!!! WHAT
DONT BE A BABY
wait whats even my question like, if you had to date a guy???? is that it? im pretty sure thats it!!!
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You're always so incoherent
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
I'M NOT BEING A BABY!!! [ but hinata's rephrase of the question makes it easier to stomach. there's a long, long pause ... ]
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FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
I don't know, okay?? Shinji, maybe? Or Eren.
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Most of the guys I've met are assholes and they're alright.
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
I can't believe I'm actually indulging you.
3/3 wait one more
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
LOOK, I'M JUST GOING WITH WHOEVER'S LESS OF AN ASSHOLE TO ME, ALRIGHT?!
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FROM: hinata.shouyou@cdc.org
uhuh
not because you like shinjis face or jaegers gear or anything im sure
FROM: hinata.shouyou@cdc.org
BUT WAIT A SECOND
HEY
I'M NOT AN ASSHOLE TO YOU, WHYD YOU PICK JAEGER FIRST???
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Look, they're just decent people! They don't drive me up a wall! Obviously I'm going to pick the people who don't make me want to tear my hair out!
[ ah he feels such yaoi regret for actually answering the question. he should have just refused. ]
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FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
What?
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
You want me to pick you ...?
[ that would be kind of awkward ... ]
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[u h.]
[this got awkward.]
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didnt WANT YOU TO BUT I'm just saying, I"m pretty great
FROM: hinata.shouyou@cdc.org
jaeger's not a bad pick if you had to, though... i can see where your coming from with him
[let's just focus on that, okok.]
FROM: hinata.shouyou@cdc.org
except he probably wouldnt want to pay for your dinner
everybodys got a downside i guess
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FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
I'm not going on a date with him so it really doesn't matter. I was just answering your stupid question!
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
NOW
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
YOU HAVE TO ANSWER IT TOO
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FROM: hinata.shouyou@cdc.org
no
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WHAT THE FUCK?! I ANSWERED IT!
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
NOW YOU'RE BEING THE WUSS
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am not!!!!
most people arent jerks to me ssooo i dont have as easy of a time!!! it's different!!
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I don't care. You have to answer!
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
It's only fair!!!
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FROM: hinata.shouyou@cdc.org
When anything could misfire??? Thats dangerous!!! super dangerous!!
FROM: hinata.shouyou@cdc.org
ill say some names only if
you don't mention them outside of my text
ok??????
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Sure, whatever, I can
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Wait a minute ... You mentioned those names I gave a few times.
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Did you send them to anyone else, by any chance
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i dont think so...??? i never got a reply from anyone else!
so dont worry, this is just between us
FROM: hinata.shouyou@cdc.org
anyway...
[...]
[CRICKETS....]
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why does ed like you enough to believe you ]
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Oh, alright. I'd kick your ass if anyone else found out.
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Fine, I won't mention the names -- so hold up your end already.
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[may not be what you want, but he's the friend you deserve, probably.]
FROM: hinata.shouyou@cdc.org
ok ok
FROM: hinata.shouyou@cdc.org
uuuummmm
FROM: hinata.shouyou@cdc.org
jaeger's not that bad...
but cecil's got great hair... and tsuna's really easy to talk with!! except no,i couldnt date tsuna, he's too tsuna
probably cecil, he'd choose somewhere nice AND pay for the meal
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ok so which girls would you take on a date??
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awww hinata
aaAAW ED AGH SAD BACKSTORY TIME.
how did we end up here
[1/2] this thread has been a roller coaster of emotion
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