edward "tiny bara" elric. (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
equivalences) wrote2014-12-03 03:26 pm
equivalences) wrote2014-12-03 03:26 pm
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I guess?
FROM: zuko@cdc.org
I'm still not really sure what the point was.
FROM: zuko@cdc.org
Anyway, I'm not dead, so there's that. And you aren't either. Things are looking up.
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Of course you're not dead. We did so many routine checks to make sure your vitals remained stable.
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
The move's a recent thing. It's probably only been 3-4 Macha days.
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FROM: zuko@cdc.org
Thanks. Last time I saw you, you were in pretty bad shape.
[ To say the least. ]
FROM: zuko@cdc.org
You doing okay now?
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I'm fine. I got healed. [ gale ... healed him ......... #what'sgoingon ]
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
A lot happened since you went into stasis.
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Yeah, like what? What happened with the Neraki?
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We got attacked again. This time by this huge beast that spat out winged creatures. Some didn't make it, and some ... came back.
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
I haven't heard from the Neraki in a while. I'm wondering if we warded them off. [ NO THEY BLEW THEM UP BUT ED DOESN'T KNOW THAT ]
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Normally I'd think you were joking, but that's actually pretty normal for this place.
FROM: zuko@cdc.org
Wait, you mean recruits? There was someone I knew in this latest batch... but I don't think she's here now.
[ He doesn't want to think about what that could mean. ]
FROM: zuko@cdc.org
I hope so. Having to fight their kids was one of the worst things I've ever done. I felt terrible.
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Recruits, old and new. Some perished in fight, and some were revived by the CDC. I don't really understand it myself.
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Yeah? Who is it?
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That's terrible. I need to check up on other people.
FROM: zuko@cdc.org
Her name's Mai. Long back hair, thin, constantly looks like she's bored out of her mind? Sound familiar?
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FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Don't think I saw her. Who is she -- your sister?
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No!
[ whoa there that's awfully defensive. ]
FROM: zuko@cdc.org
She's my gir
[ wait, that's not right either. ]
FROM: zuko@cdc.org
My ex-girlfriend.
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FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
You had a girlfriend once? [ and why does ed sound so incredulous ]
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FROM: zuko@cdc.org
Why do you sound so surprised?!
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FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Well, you're kinda --
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What???
FROM: zuko@cdc.org
Girls like me just fine!
[ Back home, this was surprisingly true?? Probably, no definitely, because he's a prince. ]
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Look. You'll never not be the Prince of the Sewer Nation to me. [ So you can't blame him for having a bad first impression. ]
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THAT WAS FOREVER AGO
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It's kinda hard to shake off such a colourful first impression.
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Oh yeah, what about you? I can't imagine you've got girls lining up for a chance.
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FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE --
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Girls just don't like intellectuals! That's the only reason! [ This was painful to write. ]
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Sure, sure.
FROM: zuko@cdc.org
Wait.
FROM: zuko@cdc.org
Have you ever had a girlfriend?
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Is that any of your business?!?
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
I'm a man of science! As if I've got time for that crap. [ Another embarrassing text brought to you by E.Elric. ]
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You asked about my love life, why can't I ask about yours?!
FROM: zuko@cdc.org
That's pathetic. You don't think anyone actually believes that, do you?
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I didn't ask about it!!!!
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
Shut up! How should I know why girls don't like me? They're weird!
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Yes you did!
[ he doesn't actually remember... maybe ed didn't
oh, he kinda feels bad now... ]
FROM: zuko@cdc.org
I won't argue with that. Girls are pretty weird.
FROM: zuko@cdc.org
Have you ever liked one?
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idek
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wtf...
WTF
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